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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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