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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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