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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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