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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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