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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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