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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Rt Hon
Sparkles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
an ostrich 🐦
a bear 🐻
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
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