Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.