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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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