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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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