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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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