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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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