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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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