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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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