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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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