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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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