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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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