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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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