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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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