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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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