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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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