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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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