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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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