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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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