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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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