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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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