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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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