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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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