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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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