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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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