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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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