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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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