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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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