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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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