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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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