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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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