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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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