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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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