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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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