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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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