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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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