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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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