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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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