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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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