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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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