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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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