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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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