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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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