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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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