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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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