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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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