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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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