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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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