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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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