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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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