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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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