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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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