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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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