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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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