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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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